Amy Winehouse one stamp away from free Rehab visit.
Troubled Amy Winehouse has something to smile about today after she filled up five spots on her ‘Junk Club’ promotional 'buy 6 Get 1 free Visit to rehab' stamp card today.
“The free visit was an idea we came up with to encourage our clients to come back again and again and enjoy rehab, it’s encouraging to see our clients getting the benefits out of theses offers.” Said Ben Ford who heads up the marketing department at the Priory and is ecstatic to see Amy back in the priory again, “We’ve began to see her as part of the team, all the nurses have beehives now, she’s such a joy to have around”
The initial one off promotion was used as a tool to pick business up during the tricky spring period which sees lower admissions, but proved so popular that it’s been running ever since.
An unnamed friend of Amy has exclusively told thewayithink that Amy has recently increased the quantity and breadth of her vices just so that she could fill up her card and take advantage of the amazing offer.
“It’s something I as a friend I’ve actively encouraged, one visit to the Priory can cost £20,000($38,000), so when she’s been lying on the floor trying to cold turkey, doubled up in pain in a pool of diarrhoea, vomiting, I’ve been like: Get smacked up; think of the free one Amy!”
Amy chose not to show up to collect her Q Award today, Instead her 'Valerie' duet partner Mark Ronson collected the Q Award prize for her album Back To Black.
He told the crowd: 'That's Amy – taking her pain and turmoil and making it into the music we enjoy. She’ getting fucked of her tits for you guys, that and no other reason – oh apart from her hideous addiction'
Amy is said to have already ordered a new card hoping to be the first person to achieve a double card fill, an achievement few can claim because of the high rates or drug related death.
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