Go to www.google.com

Type in: find Chuck Norris

Then click the I’m feeling lucky button

Actually, if you didn't already notice this is just a very clever trick and has nothing to do with Google, it's just that this page below is the top result for 'Find chuck Norris':

 http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/

Looks like the Webkit team have proved they are the leading player in standards compliance as today they have released a public build that passes the Acid 3 test.

It can be downloaded here: http://nightly.webkit.org/

I wonder how long it will take for the other browser manufacturers to catch up? Considering that the Acid 3 test, tests for things that are not actually adopted standards, whether other browsers should want to pass the test at all?

http://webkit.org/blog/173/webkit-achieves-acid3-100100-in-public-build/

I don't like Chinese or Indian takeaways, the only takeaway I can stomach is Pizza. Since the last time I ordered a pizza was back when I was at University I thought that it was about time I 'got me some carbs'. I had a Pizza Hut Cheesy bites meat feast, Crunch chicken and Potato wedges... It was rank. The pizza was ok but the side orders were horrid. Completely devoid of flavor , I was half wondering if it really was chicken or some limp greasy Soya based rubbish.

After eating it I felt dirty, the kind of dirty scrubbing can't wash. I vowed never again to order from Pizza Hut.

It got me thinking what's the worst takeaway you can get? So I turned to Google: An American chain "Outback Steakhouse" sells a dish called Cheesy Fries. 1 single portion (and bear in mind this is a side order) contains 2900 calories!

FAT BUGGERS!