My favourite thing about running a website is, without a doubt, looking over the Google statistics and seeing the search term that people used to get to my site.

It's fantastic thinking that someone typed in "buy turtles blimp" and managed to find themselves reading one of my stupid stories, can you imagine their disappointment. I just quickly looked over all the search terms used this month, the following are ones that jumped out at me.

• "calories in morrison's spare ribs"
• Check the pack; Don't search the net. I'm guessing 200 per rib.
• "different ways to say asp.net"
• There is only one way A. S. P. DOT net
• "furby island solution"
• I Wasn't even aware there was a furby Island problem
• "i love wotsits"
• Who doesn't. But why would you bother searching this in Google. What did they expect to find? Sounds like someone has a very very dull job.
• "jingoistic "
• I Googled this my self a few months back when I didn't know what it meant. I'm glad too see someone else shares my problems.
• "lyrics to if i knew you were coming i'd a baked a cake"
• I can help with this one. If i knew you were coming i'd have baked a cake, backed a cake, baked a cake, if i knew you were coming I'd have backed a cake. That's it!
• "morrisons newquay this weekend"
• I wonder what was going on at morrisons newquay this weekend. Was it some sort of dogging meeting? I've just realised if it was then the next person to search for it will wind up on this page. If your that person please be sure to comment.

The best thing about this is the more I put these phrases on my website the next person who types in "I Love Wotsits" may very well wind up reading this. By the way If you are that person please comment and let us know just how much you love Wotsits.