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Thou shalt not ignore my source control commandments

17. November 2008 by thebeebs 0 Comments

Scott Mitchell recently wrote his 8 commandments of source control... In general they are very different to mine which are:

  • Thou shalt use either SVN or Team Foundation Server - Because one's free and the other is more perfect than unicorn tears.
  • Thou shalt not use SourceSafe - Because two people need to work on the same file at the same time.
  • Thou shalt merge to the trunk regularly - Because no one want's to spend 1/2 their life merging.
  • Thou Shalt Never Branch - If you need to branch you're biting off too much in one go, reduce the size of your iteration.
  • Thou shalt never check in without updating and merging with the trunk locally - Because I'm a pacifist and hate conflict
  • Thou shalt never check in without FxCopping - Because we have rules and you need to stick to them.
  • Thou shalt Never check in without StyleCoping - Because we are anally retentive and require you to be too.
  • Thou shalt never Check-in without passing all unit tests - Because you'll break the build; and our integrity
  • Thou shalt not enter blank comments - Cuz people which do, sniff glue.

And in life:

  • Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture.
  • Thou shalt not worship pop idols
  • Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
  • Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover.
  • Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
  • Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants. Use it to get into their heads.

Thanks Scroobius Pip for the above

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